Testicle Exercises - Helping Them Hang

The Testicle Treat is an exercise designed to help increase the blood flow to your testicles and thus your sperm count rather than enlarge your testicles (which appears to be impossible). Start this exercise out by wrapping your testicles in a slightly warm cloth (by no means hot!) for approximately 5 minutes. Once your testicles are somewhat soft and flexible as a result, continue by gently lubricating them with your favorite lubrication (baby oil for example). Proceed with this exercises by gently (remember that your testicles are vulnerable organs) pulling them in various directions for a period of 1-2 minutes. Finish up by applying some light pressure to your testicles (nothing hard) for around 5 minutes.

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QUOTES & JOKES

Failure is not when ur girlfriend leaves you...
It's only when u leave her a virgin.

Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both are pregnant!
Tragedy: When you are not responsible for both!

The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted Salty?!

Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you? To see if u really mean it!

Why is sex similar to shaving? Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow u have to do it again.

Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.

Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-Olympic sex .
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.

The stock markets now are like an old man's dick? Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone is still getting fu***d!

This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: WE STARE BECAUSE WE CARE!

The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to:
Hang Till Death !

A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time!!!!!

What is the difference between a chicken and a baby? Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of a standing cock.

If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get? Tit-Bits.
And if it bursts in a man's underwear? Banana split.

What's the diff between a bomb and a condom?
In a bomb blast, population decreases & if a condom blasts population increases.

Doctor last word

Doctor's Last Word....

A 20-yr old pretty, sexy and sensual girl went to see a
psychiatrist.

"Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must
call him Bastard. I
feel that he's gone too far, and he deserves it."

"Hmm? Such a word is strong and rude. But may be you
have your own
reasons. Tell me about it so that I can help you."

"Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one night...we parked our car besides the beach and we were alone... and... he held my hand...."

"Did he hold your hand like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it now"

"If it's only this, he doesn't deserve to be called Bastard. It means he doesn't want to be separated from you."

"Then, he leaned his body towards me... and hugged me..."

"Like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're doing."

"It's not a Bastard. It means he wanna stay forever by your side"

"Then he kissed me..."

"Like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're kissing me."

"If its only a kiss like this, seriously you can't call him Bastard. it means he adores you."

"Then he put his hands inside my clothes and touched my boobs, Doc..."

"Like this?"

"Yes, Doctor... exactly like that"

"It's not behavior of a bastard. It means he wants to protect you."

"Then he took off all my clothes... slowly... "

"Did you resist?"

"No. I let him do it, coz I love him..."

"Did he take off your clothes like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. Until I'm completely naked like now......"

"He still doesn't deserve to be called
Bastard, because it means he wanna learn about your body completely."

"Then he kissed me and put his.... inside me and had sex with me..........................

"Did he do it just like what we do?"

"Yes, Doctor. Exactly the same"

"You still can't call him Bastard. It means he needs you."

"But then he told me that he has AIDS"

All the staff and patients outside heard the doctor screaming, "BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD!"